Brandon Veasey

As you can see in the picture I am a king so short that I’m not even tall enough to wear my own crown. At a whopping 5’8 (listed as 5’9 on dating apps, obviously) I can definitively say that the hardest part of being a short king is finding pants that are the right length. I’ve spent more money having pants tailored than I have on actually buying pants. It’s a problem. Notice my pants in the picture are rolled up. While still vibey af, it’s the only way I could wear those pants without having them tailored. I am currently searching the interwebs for the best off the shelf pants for short kings. I’ll post the results later…